Nerk

10:42 am: I hate my life. Why won't it go away? It's scary to have the though cross your mind.

*sigh*

08:32 am: Zomg babies!!
Val laid her first clutch last night!!!

Nerk<------XDDDDDDDDD

And WOW. I was terrified they'd be small....cus the geckos are small. But god, I feel sorry for the little girls. Those eggs are about as long as their bodies. *^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Now Freja's gotta lay her's. >< IF she's even gravid. Woots. Means Hephie gets to be in with the girls again. XD

11:12 am: So...I woke up this morning to an awesome crashing sound. I figured it was just Rufie knocking something over. Walked out of my room to find what?? My front door wide open, someone's hand shutting it, and locking itself!!!! NICE!!

SO! Probably not someone breaking in, I would rather that have happened than our apartment people coming into our house. Let's just say that we've got SEVERAL animals over our limit.

According to them, we've got two dogs. In reality, we've got three dogs, two cats, and 19 reptiles. And if they find this out, we're kicked out I'm sure.

FUCK!!

Even better yet, I remember half-waking up to the sound of a door shutting, but didn't think anything of it. And alllll those animals were behind a closed door.

I'm really really scared.

~N

10:52 pm:

I needs these cats. I need them to survive. They reminded me of my Cebba. *^~^*




Go. Watch more babies busting their gut. I promise it'll make you giggle. You're UnAmerican if you hate babies.


~N

04:05 pm:

03:53 pm: Gecko Gal!!
I am now officially the Gecko Gal!!!!!!!

Go check out my site at geckogal.com. It's still in the works and I REALLY need to get some better pictures up, but it's something!!!

Wooh to Nate's mom for building me the site!! LOVER!!

~N

06:14 pm: OMG MEME!!!!!!
Oh you know I had to...


1. The age you will be on your next birthday.


2. A place to which you’d like to travel.


3. Your favorite place.


4. Your favorite object.


5. Your favorite food.


6. Your favorite animal.


7. Your favorite color.


8. The town in which you were born.


9. The town in which you live.


10.The name of a past pet.


11. The first name of a past love.


13. Your nickname/screen name.


14. Your first name.


15. Your middle name.


16. Your last name.


17. A bad habit of yours.


18. Your first job.


19. Your grandmother’s name.



20. Your major in college.


That guy wearing the Nerk shirt totally kills me. XDDD

~N

09:12 am: Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaapstiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
So I've been one week on going off of Chapstick cold turkey.

And that really doesn't sound all that bad, but you try it. Go three days. I dare you. Because my lips were so chapped, it looked like I was wearing white lipstick. On the fourth day, they tore and bled every time I smiled. Day 5, my bottom lip had become one huge callous. I feel like a monster!! This is the first day that I can smile and stretch my lips out, and it feels fantastic.

All it takes is a week, phew....and a long one at that, and you too can be free of the tyranny of Chapstick.

Every time I write that all I can think of is the Mothman saying, "Chaaaapstiiiiiiiick." XDD That one's for you GG.

Got my little red FEMALE Crested in yesterday.....although...she has a bulge. -_- So that's one less female to breed with. Damnit. The next time I buy reps, I'm making the breeders send pics of their junk. I'm not really mad at the breeder though, he was this high school kid from Georgia. And he sent me a hand written letter in the box.

And I SHOULD be getting the two Creme adults in this morning, even though the guy decided to ask me for $17 more for the shipping. Bastard better have sent them. I want to have a reason for waking up this early damnit.

Oh, Headless Horseman ROCKS!! He's so much fun, goodness. Anybody got any cute names for a Tauren female? I'm totally at a loss....><

And Rufie needs to get out from behind my computer screen. That is so distracting. *^^;;;


~N

09:01 am: Go see Saw XVIII!!!!
Ok. So how many goddamned times do they have to show that Saw XII commercial with the girl/boar head thing...y? I don't LIKE IT. It freaks me out. And personally, I don't really want to see that as I'm trying to fall asleep.

I know, the more I see it the faster I'll become desensitized to it and just start wondering how they pulled off the make-up, but common...two times every commercial break on Comedy Central?? The hell? Maybe they have to advertise that much for the movie because *no one is going to see it.* Or, they've minimalized their audience to popular high school kids and frat boys.

But really, I want to know how they did the effect.

That's pretty much my relationship with Silent Hill. I can't watch the movie (though I was forced to watch it and don't regret that. It was retarded. 'Omg! The most horrible thing anyone in the entire world could experience is happening to me.....but meh. I think I'll be over it in about, oh...ten seconds. ..........There. I'm good now. Let's go find my daughter!' And yuh. I still haven't seen the rape scene because I closed my eyes. Really not something I'd like to see myself. I'll take other's words for it that it was gross.) But omg damn. Those zombies, A+ make-up, acting, omgthezombiewalk. I couldn't stop watching those 'Behind-the-scenes' videos for a time there.

Wow. That was a lot longer rant than I intended it to be. So.....Nerk likes people playing zombies, but doesn't like them in the movies. And she HATES Saw XV or whatever because it's retarded.


~N

12:18 am: Houston.
So, there's something else that's kinda big that's been going on. Nate and I are moving to Houston in about 7-8 months. Natey's actually in Houston right now talking to voice actors and directors at OniCon. Chris Aryes (sp?) really likes him.

I'm so proud of Nate. It's weird too, because I actually *feel* that he'll be able to get voice acting jobs. Like, there's no way that I could doubt it or say 'what if' because he's so good, that I *know* he'll be able to do it. It's kinda awesome. I'm so proud, and so excited for him.

So yeah. Natey and I are going to be moving to Houston. So weird. *^^;;;;

~N

12:04 am: Wow I haven't posted in a really fucking long time. I must be THAT bored. *^^;;;

So he finally did it. Nate finally talked me into actually breeding Crested Geckos like I've been talking about doing for years now. Well, almost years. Year and a half. And so, we both lost our minds and bought some Cresteds from breeders around the country! I'm is gunna post pictures of them because I'm so retardedly excited.

I'm sorry baby, that I don't really act excited, but I promise that I am. I don't like to sit and wiggle and squeal over too many things. Part of me is terrified of the 'Jinx.' The other part of me is scared that you'll see me doing such things and think me a child. *^^ Which, I guess I am. Oh well.

But YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Onto the Cresties!


Red Harlequin Flame Boy. Nate keeps calling him Aries, so that's his name! XD


Red Tiger girlie. She's very pretty and I hear is very pink in the morning. She's coming all the way from Georgia. No name yet though...if anyone has ideas, she has to be a Goddess from ANY religion/belief/whatevah.


Creme male. He's just gorgeous! Dunno about his name yet.


Creme female. I named her Freja. I think she's really pretty. I'm going to put her in with Aries and see if I can get Red and yellow babies. Woot!


This is one of the two babies I bought. 4 months old and showing female sofar, which I think she'll keep. Her colours are just phenomenal!! Waiting for her sex to completely show before she gets a name. The other baby I bought I don't have a picture of. It's a red patternless baby who's colour should deepen up really nicely.

We also kinda lost our minds and got uh......11 more? Heehee. Found a guy selling 7 males and 6 juveniles ('juvies') for $350. Which is a freaking steal. Haven't paid for these guys yet, so they're not for sure, but I'm going to sell 8-10 of them back to other people to get money back, and keep the nicest ones. Most of them aren't very pretty, but they should all go for about $75-$100 a piece. Which almost pays Nate back for all of this craziness.

Goodness gracious.

~Nerkipooooooooooooo(p)

07:41 pm: Oh ho boy. nerk.deviantart.com has new scrappies on it. My myspace has the same ones on it. Pictures taken before and after the Kingdom Hearts II show on my phone. Wooh nelly. Goez and check them out.

09:08 pm: Nerk got a hair cut!!

11:24 am: Going today to make myself look different. It's time for a change!! XD I will be with the posting of pictures today soon....

As much stress, money issues, and sick that have been trying to bring me down lately, I am so very very happy. I really am glad that I came here, and I'm so so grateful to have Nate. He is my Sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray.

Nate found a series of clips from my favorite MST3K ep, Space Mutiny. Someone took all the scenes with the main character's goofy ass names and put them all into one video. Oh. Muh. Guh. I haven't laughed like that in SOOO long!! And I've never seen Nate laugh that much before!! My face hurt and I couldn't breathe!! And Natey had to wipe his eyes afterwards. XDD This is how you bring down countries. These clips should never have been put together. (Reminds me of the Python skit about the joke that the Germans came up with to end the war. XDD)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY Watch it and die. *snorts and cries*XD

~N

01:03 am: Butter Knife of Win!!
I just stabbed a spider the size of my room in the face with a butter knife and killed it. ........Even though Nate shot it twice before that, but it totally doesn't count.

Yay for my second time rp'ing!! Even though I was really quiet this round. Meh...just wasn't talkative after the things that have happened this week (although, I'm rather quite happy with my 'personal' life.)

Cebba talked to Nate online. I told him he owes her some money since I moved out. XD My pimp still expects me to pay up!! I added five more bucks to the tab tonight with my goodnight kiss. XDDD

*dies of cuteness*

~N

11:29 am: Stoled from MC. *^^;;;
1. Slept naked? I always wear undies to bed...but usually nothing else.

2. Taken a shower with someone? Yep.

3. Kissed a member of the same sex? Yes. *blush*

4. Drove a car? Charo's the only one for me.

5. Stole anything? I might've taken a pencil or two, but nothing fun.

6. Been in love? Very much so right now.

7. Been dumped? Nope.

8.Stolen money from a friend/family member? Never.

9. Eaten something that you regret? My stomach hates me very much for that.

10. Ever put lemon in your hair? Why would I?

11. Been to more than 7 different countries? No. T~T

12. Ever caught a butterfly? Saved one from the rain.

13. Ever caught a wild animal? More than I could count.

17. Had a crush on your neighbour? No. My neighbors were always dumb.

18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Only a few times.

19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? *blush* Of course.

20. Lost a friend? Not to death, but yes.

21. Been on a plane? I make an effort to fly a lot.

22. Been to an island? Yes.

23.Slept in until 3? I used to in high school, now I only can if I've stayed up

24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Very much in love. Miss my family.

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes!

26. Made a snow angel? Heh, just last year.

27. Played dress up? *^^;;; Often.

28. Cheated while playing a game? Oni + Nerk + Munchkin + hardcore cheating = WIN!!!

29. Been lonely? Yes.

30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? Eeep! No!

32. Felt an earthquake? Nope.

33. Touched a snake? I do so quite often. They're nice.

34. Ran a red light? Yes, and totalled my car doing it.

35. Been suspended from school? Never.

36. Had detention? Yep.

37. Been in a car accident? One bad one. (see above)

38. Had a party in your house while your parents were away? Never went to a single party while I lived at home.

39. Used a fake id? Never even seen one.

40. Crawled through a window? Car window....

41. Been lost? Couple times. I'm a superstar with directions, so not often.

42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Lots!

44. Cried yourself to sleep? More than I'd want to.

45. Smoked a cigar? Hooka's the only thing I've smoked.

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? More often than I'd want to.

48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Juice in Middle School while watching MST3k.

49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? I do everytime it snows.

50. Kissed in the rain? No. (T~T)

51. Sang in the shower? If no one else is home.

52. Made love in a park? Haven't ever done it outside. *blush*

53. Had a dream that you married someone? I did last night. *doubleblush*

54. Glued your hand to something? I glued one had to the other once. *^^;;;

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No! Eeek!

56. Ever gone to school partially naked? Um....no.

57. Been a cheerleader? Am I cheerleading material? Didn't think so.

58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? Nope.

59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Eeep! No!!

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Heck, I don't see scary movies with friends.

61. Played chicken? Uh...with a tricycle I think.

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No. I think I would die!

63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? I don't like hearing it from creepy strangers. @~@

64. Broken a bone? Nope!

65. Been easily amused? More often than not.

66. Laugh so hard you cry? Doesn't happen that often. If you can make me do it, you're a god.

67. Mooned/flashed someone? Nope.

68. Cheated on a test? Couple times.

69. Forgotten someone's name? Yep.

71. Done something dumb while drunk? Yep, got in trouble for it too.

74. Played a prank on someone? Just tiny ones.

75. Gone to a late night movie? Of course!

76. Made love to anything not human? .......nooo.

77. Failed a class? I failed college!

78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? Hair?

79. Smoked pot? Nope.

80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? No.

81. Celebrate the 4th of July? Fireworks!

82. Thrown strange objects? What would a strange object be? I've thrown a child...

83. Felt like killing someone? Only a very select few times.

84. Thought about running away? I did.

86. Got a piercing? No. T~T

87. Cut your own hair? Yep.

89. Made a parent cry? Yeah, my mom.

90. Cried over someone? Too many times.

91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? Heck yes! Sharpies are pretty!

92. Dated someone more than once? Um..dated one person more than once?

93. Had/Have a dog? Have had very many. Rox and Ein right now!

94. Have an iPod? Yep.

95. Smoked a cigarette? Nope.

96. Been in a band? Marching band...if that counts.

97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? Ho no! That's a lot!!

98. Broken a CD? Yes, but only after I made sure I didn't need it any longer. *^^;;;;

99. Shot a gun? Not any real ones.

100. Wanted someone but could never have them? I thought I did. But now he's my baby. *love*

07:12 pm: Heeeeeeeeeeey!!!! Nerk just made Deviled Eggs!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDD They're so tasty!!! I wanna cook so much more!!! I *pouched* an egg earlier this week!!!!

Hmm....now I gotta try another kind of food......eggs is done.


~N

11:24 pm: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/56259180/


He's so angry!!! XDDDD

God I love you Bri-chan. You are a goddess.


~N

10:30 pm: Interesting night....
I had a very interesting night. *sigh* Nate and I went out drinking with Ian. Hit one bar and Ian bought us drinks. I tried a Melonball. Tasted like a jolly rancher. Then we went over to Mulligan's. That was my second time there, nice little bar. They got me a 'Strawberry Lemonade.' The (according to the tender) large amount of alcohol was very much masked by the other flavours of the drink. That's not a very good thing for me. I got DRUNK. Nate got pretty drunk as well, I'd never seen him so damn giddy.

Once we left the bar, Nate decided that he was Irish. Heh.....he even tried convincing a hot dog seller that he was. It seemed to work until Ian said, "You're a liar!" Which made Nate and I burst into giggles. *^^;;;;

When we got back to Ian's, Nate and I walked over to a gas station for stuff. I made a mistake that I didn't realize, or want to do, but I did it. Damn you alcohol. I hate getting so drunk that I don't know what I'm doing. I didn't mean to, was just trying to be cute. I don't even remember anything but what I was feeling all night. Had an interesting conversation (with Irish Nate) after that. *sigh* Funny how people say things they "don't mean" when they're drunk. Nothing bad was said, just......odd. (And some of it funny. *^^;;.)

We stayed up and talked to Dee (well, I did after Nate ran off to the bathroom to be sick. Eeep. Poor thing.) until about 6.45 in the am. Talked about growing up, where we're at now, our mother's, how I feel about a certain someone, and how Dee can see right through me. Goodness, that girl. I love just sitting down and quietly talking to her. Just one and one. She's so damn smart when you get her alone. She said I am a good friend. That made me happy. I do what I can for the people I love. It's not much, and I wish it were more, but it's something.

And I've decided that Nate and I are a force to be reckoned with. We could very much be the ones to change things. I can see it being done. Even if I don't have a voice. I speak through the people I'm close to. (Which isn't something I like doing, but it's what I do at the moment. Trying to fix that.) I use others to speak for me.



Also.....*blush* sent quite an angry email to Rob Sr. about something I'm very much not liking that's going on. Oh, I shouldn't type when I'm angry....oh well. I want so much to be a bigger part in Ichidan. I have an opinion, vision, and idea for everything. Everything. Just...hard to get past the fact that my face won't respond when I want it to. And my voice is so quiet, no one hears me.


"You both should pack your bags and move to Dallas, Houston or LA and give it an honest shot. You two are both so great. I would love to see you both doing what you love for a living." If only it were that easy. I just can't quit you Mike. You've become such a good friend. Funny how those things work.

I'm also really tired of being sick. And having no money to get better. The Bronchitis never went away. Just keep coughing, and it's been getting worse this week again. It's getting hard to breathe in deep again. Can't sing like I used to, and that hurts the most. Yesterday, I threw up 4 times and went home early from work. Called in today (mostly because I stayed up till 6 am drunk. @~@) and still didn't feel right. Thank goodness I didn't throw up. I've eaten hardly anything in the past couple days (mostly because I threw them up). I'm convinced I'm sick on the inside somewhere. Body's acting too funny not to be. Not to mention something new and scary.......eep.


But.............Pirates 3 was the shit. XP And seriously, Moog as a large, plot changing character?? XD!!!!!!!!!!! SQUEE!!!!!!! Multiple Jacks was hilarious. Kinda weird however how they took the characters that had huge parts from the second film (Davey, Stellan, Norrington, even Jack...) and gave them tiny scenes and bit parts in this one. Had to make room for the new characters (Barbossa, Cuttler, Tia, and all the new crazy pirates), but....just weird to me. Oh, and I was very impressed with El Capitain Teague. Not retarded at all. And the pirate lords were awesome. Oh!! And the (middle eastern?) pirate that stood up and spoke, then got shot, was one of my favorite stand-up comedians at the moment!!!!! XDD Omid Djalili fuh tuh wuh!!!

And.........................DAVEY JONES IN A BUCKET!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDD

Davey totally tentacle raped that creepy dude's face. I giggled and told that to Nate in the theatre. A:"He just got tentacle raped!!!" N:"Hard core!!!" XDD That character totally deserved it. And yes, the Tentacle Sex icon must be used, despite the seriousness of this post. Serious cat sayz this is serious post. Fo.

~N

02:12 pm: The Hatter Lives
Ian and Bonnie are over...............and Nate just did a Mad Hatter-like voice to freak poor Rufie out. I've never heard him do it before.

...................................................................................................

And now I'm hiding in my room because it made me all blushy. *^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Why I gotta have a thing for the Mad Hatter?? Damn you Bri-chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

*BLUSH*